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The Chaser's War on Everything

Doctor Who Tribute - Wollongong Doctor Who Fan Club

Doctor Who is a children's TV series from the BBC featuring Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans and other monsters and aliens.
The Doctor, the main character of the television programme, travels through space and time via the time vortex in a Police Box.

The Chaser's War on Doctor Who

The Chaser's War on Everything is a comedy series from ABC TV in Australia. On the 21st July 2006 an episode contained a very well researched Doctor who song which suggests that at least one of the members of the team is a huge Doctor Who fan, even though the song ripped into Australian Doctor Who fans like a tiger into flesh.

If you don't have a sense of humour, or can't laugh at yourself, then I'd recommend not watching this one. If you find any jokes about Doctor Who and Doctor Who fandom funny then you'll love this one!

As far as I know there is no Wollongong Doctor Who Fan Club, but if you're looking for a fan club in Australia then I recommend the Doctor Who Club of Australia.

You can watch some outtakes from the episode from the Chaser website here. Choose your player and connection speed and the video will play a selection of clips from the episode, including the Doctor Who Tribute song.

If you like the clips you can subscribe to the latest episodes in podcast format here

Here are the lyrics to the Doctor Who tribute song:

Yo, Doctor Who is back. See if you can recognise this music.
Wooooo, woooo, wooooooooooooooooooo

I can hardly step outside
It's all that I could do to hide
the fact that I'm a fan of Doctor Who

I even earned a special mention
when I dressed up at the fan convention
as a Cyberman from Season 22

Wooo, wooooooooooo, wooooooo
I'm a fan of Doctor Who

My friends say that I'm retarded
Just cos I built a model tardis
and pretend I'm chasing Daleks through space and time
Exterminate Exterminate

I don't know why that people laugh
when I show them the autograph
that I got from the actor who did the voice of K9

It's hard to get a screw when you're a fan of Doctor Who

His female companions I love them all
they're stuck all over my bedroom wall
My favourite ones are Ace and Sarah Jane

And when I go to shop at the ABC
I don't just stop at the DVDs
I also buy books from the Doctor Who novel range

All the girls say eww, he's a fan of Doctor Who

I'm always sure to ask the question,
out of all the Doctors, whose the best one?
whenever I meet up with a fellow fan

Was it William Hartnell, Peter Cushing, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant,  Richard E Grant whoonlyplayedtheroleinthe40thanniversaryBBCinteractivewebcastadventure or Paul McGann?

Oh, I couldn't fit it in the song but my favourite script editor is Robert Holmes

You don't score much schmoo when you're a fan of Doctor Who.

Woooo, woooo, wooooooooooooooooooo

Whooosh Whoosh

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